Jeff Evans Fans

Jeff Evans was born August 28, 1992. His parents are George and
Yvonne Evans. He lives in the city of Byron, Illinois. Jeff Evans is basically the coolest guy you will ever hear of because of the numerous types of things he excels at. When Jeff was only 3 years old, he was able to read. He could throw a baseball 50 feet at the age of 6. When he was only in the third grade, writing novels. Not only does know how to drive a
motorcycle, a boat, a car, an ATV and a dirt bike, he can do all of
these things while eating a cheese burger!
So right about now you are probably thinking "How the heck can I meet Jeff
Evans?" Well I hate to be the barer of bad news, but in all likely hood the answer to that question is probably never. Jeff Evans is MUCH too busy to waste his time other than an occasional phone call.
For those of you who think that you might still be interested in getting to know Jeff Evans, you are in luck! This site is here strictly to inform you of Jeff Evans and the "Rules" he goes by. When I say "Rules," I mean that as more or less
guidelines to how Jeff Evans lives everyday. You see Jeff Evans is
somewhat like Chuck Norris; he does not follow the "Rules." Instead, he makes his own.
On this site you can find Jeff Evans Weekly Schedule and things such as what he does in his free time. You can even join with a membership and get unlimited access to all the information you can imagine including what type of music he listens to, where he gets his clothes, who does his hair, what type of body wash he uses and much much more!! All you have to do is call 1-8-Jeff-Evans and unlimited membership access can be yours for only $9.99.
But if you feel that you just would like to get to know Jeff Evans and not totally be an Uber creeper, then you need nothing more than to simply visit this site once a week. I, being the author of this blog site, will do my best to update jeffevans-bio.blogspot.com weekly in hope to better inform you of Jeff Evans and his total awesomeness.
This week I would like to talk to you about the people who actually know of Jeff Evans. If you go to Freeport, IL, which is about twenty to thirty minutes away from Jeff Evans' home town of Byron, you will meet the few people who have actually had the rare privelage of hearing the voice of Jeff Evans through a cell phone. You can ask them about it and I am sure they will tell you how amazingly awesome Jeff Evans truly is. These people are only the very few to have had this great privelage and they should be very thankful that Jeff Evans has decided to grace them with his presence by way of a phone call.
Another thing that you should know about Jeff Evans is that he only goes by the name Jeff Evans. He is absolutely never to be referred to as simply "Jeff" or "Evans" or even "Jeffy." If you ever try to call him by these ubsurd and impeckable filthy names, you are just dumb!
But that is all the information that you nees to know about Jeff Evans for now. As I stated, hit me up next week for more info about the Jeff Evans.